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    Husband is a Software Professional!!
    Husband : Good evening dear, I am now logged in.
    Wife : Have you brought the ring?
    Husband : Bad command or File name.
    Wife : But I told in the mornin.......
    Husband : Erroneous Syntax, Abort?
    Wife : What about your salary?
    Husband : File in use.
    Wife : What about my new saree?
    Husband : Variable not found.
    Wife : At least give me your credit card, I want to do some shopping.
    Husband : Sharing Violation, Access Denied.
    Wife : Do you love me or do you only like computers or are you just being funny?
    Husband : Too many parameters.
    Wife : It was a great mistake that I married a stupid guy like you.
    Husband : Data type mismatch.
    Wife : You are a useless nut.
    Husband : It is by default.
    Wife : By the way who was in the car this morning ?
    Husband : System is unstable. Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to reboot.
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    If you have multiple...
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    The person at the receiving end cries...
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    Ok, here s the lighter side: An ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ is...
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