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    Two weeks after Santa is transfer into the promotion department, his old boss got a phone call.
    "You told me Santa was a responsible worker!" yelled the furious head of promotion.
    "Oh, he is," she confirmed. "In the year he worked in my department, the computer went down five times and had to be completely reprogrammed, the petty cash got misplaced six times, and I developed an ulcer. And each time Santa was responsible."
  • Goodbye ! A young man was walking through a grocery and general store to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
    'Pardon me,' she said, 'I m sorry if my staring at you has made you feel...
  • True Software Pro... Here`s a conversation of a software professional and his wife
    Husband is a Software Professional!!
    Husband : Good evening dear, I am now logged in.
    Wife : Have you brought the ring?
    Husband : Bad command or File name...
  • Why did U have to die? A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave, seemed to be praying with profound intensity, almost crazy, and kept repeating....
  • Mental disorder A transcript of the answering service installed at the Mental Health Institute
    'Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
    If you have multiple...
  • Watch out! A man walking down the street comes across two persons, in the midst of a fight. One seems to have the upper hand. He is sitting on the other belly, and with each punch he lands shouts 'Chaddu ga nahin Bante!'(I won`t leave you, Banta!)
    The person at the receiving end cries...
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