| Ek Area Mein Bhai Rehta Hai, Chaman Bhai. Ab Uskey Area Mein Jo Bhi Koi Lafda Hota Hai Toh Police Se Pehle Chaman Bhai Ki Adalat Mein Jaata Hai. Ek Baar Chaman Bhai Ke Area Mein Rape Ho Jata Hai, Aur Jisney Game Bajayi Hoti Hai Ukso Pakad Ke Chaman Bhai Ke Paas Leke Jatey Hain. Chaman Bhai Pehley Toh Bahut Shanti Se, Style Mein, Us Sey Baat Karta Hai... Kuch Is Tarah Se... Chaman: Kya Re? Tere Ko Maloom Nahi Yeh Apun Ka Area Hai? Mujrim: Haan Maloom Hai Na Bhai. Chaman: Phir Kaise Himmat Ki Rape Karne Ki Apun Ke Area Mein? Mujrim: Ab Kya Boloon Bhai, Kismat Kharab Thi. Chaman: Chal Mere Ko Sub Kuchh Sach Sach Bata Kya Aur Kaise Hua? Mujrim: Abhi Kya Na... Idhar Naake Pe Apun Paan Khane Ke Liye Aaya... Chaman: Phir? Murjim: Apun Khade Hoke Paan Kharela Tha... Aur Utte Mein Samne Wali Building Pe Apun Ki Nazar Gayi... Chaman: Aage Bol. Mujrim: Udhar Teesre Maale Pe Ek Chikni Khadeli Thi. Chaman: Phir Kya Hua? Mujrim: Apun Ko Aisa Laga Ke Usne Ishaara Kiya Aane Ke Liye. Chaman: Phir Tune Kya Kiya? Mujrim: Apun Socha Ke Kuchh Kaam Hoyenga Usko.... To Apun Builidng Ke Neeche Gaya. Chaman: Phir? Mujrim: Usne Ishare Se Apun Ko Upar Bulaaya... Apun Seedi Chadte Yehich Sochrela Tha 'Chaman Bhai Ka Area Hai..... Lafda Nahi Karne Ka.' Chaman: Chal Fatafat Aage Bol. Mujrim: Apun Ne Usko Jaake Bola.... Kya Kaam Hai, Kaiko Ishara Kiya Apun Ko? Chaman: Phir? Mujrim: Phir Kya Bhai, Apun Ko Usne Ghar Ke Andar Kheech Liya. Chaman: (Excited) Phir? Mujrim: Apun Ghar Mein Toh Chala Gaya Lekin Soch Raha Tha Ki 'Chaman Bhai Ka Area Hai..... Lafda Nahi Karne Ka.' Chaman Aage Bol.... Mujrim: Usne Apun Ka Haath Pakad Liya. Chaman: Achcha... Phir? Mujrim: Sachchi Bolta Hai Bhai Haath Pakadte Hi Apun Phir Socha 'Chaman Bhai Ka Area Hai..... Lafda Nahi Karne Ka.' Chaman: Phir Kya Hua? Mujrim: Phir Kya Tha... Usne Bola Chikne Meri Pyaas Bujha De. Chaman (Getting Excited): Phir Tu Kya Bola? Mujrim: Apun Kya Bolta, Usne Apna Duppata Neechey Gira Diya. Chaman: Toh Phir Kya Hua? Mujrim: Apun Ke Dimag Ki Dahi Ho Gaya, Kya Boobs The Saali Ke... Lekin Bhai Phir Bhi Apun Socha 'Chaman Bhai Ka Area Hai..... Lafda Nahi Karne Ka.' Chaman: Phir Tune Kya Kiya? Mujrim: Apun Bola Ek-Do Kiss Karega Aur Chala Jayega..... Zyada Boli To Body Kaam Karenga Lekin Engine Nahi Kholney Ka.... Aakhir, 'haman Bhai Ka Area Hai..... Lafda Nahi Karne Ka.' Chaman: Toh Phir? Mujrim: Usne Apun Ko Kheech Liya.... Sacchi Bolta Hai Bhai Aisi Katil Jawaani Apun Akkhi Life Me Nahi Dekha. Chaman: Haan, Woh To Hai.... Tu Aage Bol... (Starts To Heat Up) Mujrim: Phir Kya Tha.... Apun Ne Kiss Kiya, Boobs Bhi Dabane Start KEr Diye.... Lekin Imaan Se Bolta Hai, Soch Raha Tha 'Chaman Bhai Ka Area Hai..... Lafda Nahi Karne Ka." Chaman: Aage Bol? Mujrim: Phir Usne Apni Kameez Utar Di. Chaman: Phir? Mujrim: Phir Salwar, Lekin Apun Ke Dil Me Ekich Khayal Aa Raha Tha 'Chaman Bhai Ka Area Hai..... Lafda Nahi Karne Ka.' Chaman: Aage Aage? Mujrim: Phir Blouse Aur Chaddi Saali Ne Sab Utar Di... Chaman: Sahi Mein? Mujrim: Phir Meri Pant Kheech Li. Chaman: Achcha? Mujrim: Meri Underwear Mein Haath Dal Diya. Chaman: Oh !!! Agey Bol.. Agey Bol... Jaldi Bole Be... Mujrim: Chaddi Utar Di Meri, Lekin Apun Phir Bhi Socha 'Chaman Bhai A Area Hai..... Lafda Nahi Karne Ka.' Chaman: (Getting Frustrated). Mujrim: Phir Woh Haath Phiraane Lagi. Chaman: (Half Boiling) Mujrim: Phir Mooh Ghumaane Lagi..... Phir Bhi Apun Yehi Soch Raha Tha 'Chaman Bhai Ka Area Hai..... Lafda Nahi Karne Ka.' Chaman: (About To Blast) Aage... Aage Bol Sale.... Mujrim: Chumney Chatney Lagi Bhaaaaiiii.....Lekin Bhai Kasam Se......Main Yehi Soch Raha Tha 'Chaman Bhai Ka Area Hai..... Lafda Nahi Karne Ka.' Chaman: Abbe Teri Toh.... Chaman Bhai Gaya Gaand Marane..... Tu Aage Bol! Mujrim: Yehich...... Yehich... Bhai Apun Bhi Yehi Socha Bhai.....Aur Game Baja Dala!!! |