Pappu Aur Shaitan

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    Ek Bar Pappu Ne Socha Ki Bhagwan Ki Pooja Toh Sab Karte Hain Karte Hain... Kyun Na Main Shaitan Ki Pooja Karun? Ho Sakta Hai Wo Free Ho Aur Khus Hokar Meri Kuch Wishes Puri Kar Dein.

    Pappu Ne 1 Saal Tak Tapsya Ki.

    Ek Saal Ke Baad Shaitan Pappu Tapasya Se Khush Hokar Uske Samne Aaya...

    Shaitan: Vats Main Tumse Khush Hua... 3 Vardaan Maang Lo...

    Pappu: 3 Nahin, Mujhe 100 Vardan Chahiye.

    Shaitan: Vats Main Kewal 3 Hi De Sakta Hun... Lena Hai Toh Le Nahi Toh Mai Chala.

    Pappu: (Ek Minute Soch Kar) Achcha Aapke Hath Main Jo Gada Hai Vo Danda Ban Jaye.

    Shaitan: Tathastu!!! Ab Dusri Wish Bolo?

    Pappu: Is Dande Ko Apni Pichche Daal Lo, Andar Tak...

    Shaitan: (Confused) Tathastu, Aab Jaldi Se Teesri Wish Maang Saale... Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai.

    Pappu, Smiles and Says: Oue Shaitaan... Ab Bol Baaki Ki 97 Wishes Dega Ya Phir Is Dande Ko Andar Hi 'Gada' Banwa Dun???
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