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    Out of prison. As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?"

    "Yeah," the guy replied.

    "How did you guess? Is it because I wanted to have sex from the rear?"

    "Partly." She said.

    "But more because when we finished, you ran around in front of me, bent over, and shouted, 'YOUR TURN.'"
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    "How do you mean?"
    "Well, Mr. Jones," says the farmer`s wife, "this morning I was looking...
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    The guy says, "What`s wrong with her...
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