Reason for Divorce

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    A married woman complains to her mother: Maaa, I'm divorcing Rajpal...

    Mother: Why, what happend???

    Daughter: All he wants is just sex... My asshole is now the size of 1 rupee coin.....!!!!! It used to be the size of a 25 paise coin earlier.

    Mother responds: Dear, you are married to a Arabpati lawyer. You live in an 8 bedroom mansion in Amritsar. You drive a Mercedes 300SEL. You get 100,000 a week allowance. You take 6 vacations a year. And you want to throw everything away just for 75 paise...?????
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