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    A guy is on a business trip and he's staying in this fancy hotel. He goes up to his room, and there's a sign near the bed that says: Try our Oriental Massage.

    So he rings down to the reception desk and tells the clerk that he'd like to try one of these massages. About ten minutes later this Japanese lady comes up and starts giving him a massage.

    He's lying on his stomach and getting pretty horny. She tells him to turn over and he does, revealing a huge boner.

    "Ahh, you want w*nky!" she giggles.

    "Oooh, yes!" he leers.

    She runs off into the bathroom and he lies on the bed waiting.

    A few minutes later she sticks her head out from behind the door and says, "You finish yet?"
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