| After an amazing 69 with his girlfriend, Paul remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times and on top of that 2 liters of Listerine mouthwash. As he arrived at the dentist he chewed 5 strong mints too. The dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed he opened his mouth wide. The dentist got close enough & said, "Man did you have a 69 before you came here?" Paul, shocked says, "Does my breath smell like pussy?" The dentist says, "No your forehead smells like ass!!!" |