A Real Postive Attitude

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    After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject, the Marine Corps fighter pilot finally regained consciousness.

    He was in a hospital, in agonizing pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function and an absolutely stunning, gorgeous and incredibly sexy nurse hovering over him. He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation.

    The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes Knowing he was not only a fighter pilot but a Marine, she spoke to him softly, slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."

    Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your Boobs, then?"

    And that, my friend, is a REAL POSITIVE ATTITUDE!
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