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    Girl: I'll ask you some random calculations. And you have to answer me right away!

    Boy: All right.

    Girl: 18 multiplied by 7 and then add 49 to it. You get?

    Boy: 175.

    Girl: Pretty nice! And now 175+567=?

    Boy: 742

    Girl: And 742-673=? And you get?

    Boy: And you get the fuck thing when you and I match our mouths to each other's genitals.... 69
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