Doodh Aur Biscuits!

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    Banta Ko Ek Azeeb Si Bimari Ho Gayi Jo Kisi Bhi Doctor Ke Samjh Nahi Aayi.

    Toh Banta Niraash Hokar Kisi Purane Hakeem Ke Paas Gaya.

    Hakeem Ne Banta Ki Bimari Ka Ilaaj Aurat Ka Dudh Bataya.

    Banta Ne Bade Dhakke Khaye, Kaafi Jagah Gaya Lekin Koi Aurat Nahin Maani. Phir Akhirkar Ek Aurat Raazi Ho Gayi.

    Banta Ko Doodh Pilate Hue Aurat Sexy Mood Mein Aa Gayi Aur Boli: Kuchh Aur Bhi Chahiye Toh Le Lo.

    Banta: Arey Nahin Ji, App Itna Kar Rahin Hain, Ye Hi Kaafi Hai Mere Liy

    Next Day Jab Banta Doodh Pee Raha Tha Tab Phir Se Aurat Ne Pucha: Banta Ji, Kuchh Aur Bhi Chahiye Toh Le Lo.

    Banta: Arey Nahin Ji, App Itna Kar Rahin Hain, Ye Hi Kaafi Hai Mere Liy

    Agle Din Phir Aurat Ne Pucha: Banta Ji, Aap Roz Aatey Hain... Aaj Toh Kuch LE Saath Mein.

    Banta: Chalo Theek Hai Ji, Agar Doodh Ke Saath Biscuit Mil Jaate To Maza Hi Aa Jata.
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