The Impossible Task

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    Santa Honeymoon Par Gaya Abhi Maza Aana Shuru Ho Hi Raha Thha Ki Santa Ke Kamre Mein Bhoot Aaya.

    Bhoot Ne Santa Se Kaha: Mein Tujhe Lene Aaya Hoon.

    Santa Usko Taalne Ke Liye Bola: Yaar Kal Aana... Abhi Mein Busy Hoon.

    Bhoot: Ha Ha Ha... Bhoot Kabhi Kisi Ka Intezaar Nahi Karte.

    Santa: Hmmmm, Toh Ek Kaam Kar.. Pehle Jaa Ke Samundar Mein Machili Gin Kar Aa.

    Bhoot Gaya Aur 5 Seconds Mein Vapis Aa Gaya Aur Bola: Ho Gaya.

    Santa: Ab Jaa Ke Taare Gin Kar Aa.

    Bhoot: Ye Bhi Ho Gaya.

    Ab Bechara Santa Musibat Mein Phass Gaya. Santa Ki Patni Ye Sab Dekh Rahi Thhi, Usne Kuch Socha Aur Boli: Aap Ruke, Mein Bhoot Ko Bejthi Hoon.

    Usne Bhoot Ko Side Mein Le Gayi Aur Pata Nahin Kya Kaha Ki Bhoot Phir Vapis Nahi Aya.

    Santa Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Us Se Pucha: Yaar Subah Ho Gayi Par Bhoot Abhi Tak Aya Nahi, Kahan Bheja Diya Usko?

    Patni Muskurati Hue Boli: Bhoot Ko Choot Ka Baal Seedha Karne Ko Diya Hai.
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