Benefits of Life Insurance

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    Ek Life Insurance Agent Kaafi Dino Se Santa Ke Peeche Pada Hua Tha Aur Usko Policy Bechne Ke Chakkar Mein Thha. Ek Din Aakhir Santa Ne Tang Aakar Usko Gar Par Bula Hi Liya.

    Agent: Sir, Policy Le Lijiye, Agar Aapko Kuch Hua Toh Aap Ke Bachhon Ko Paise Milenge.

    Santa: Agar Bachche Naa Ho Toh?

    Agent: Aap Ki Biwi Ko Milenge.

    Santa: Agar Biwi Naa Ho Toh?

    Agent: Maa-Baap Ko Milenge.

    Santa: Agar Wo Bhi Naa Ho?

    Agent: Phir Behen-Bhaiyon Ko Milenge.

    Santa: Koi Aisa Tariqa Batao Ki Paise Mujhe Mile?

    Agent: Sir, Aapko Paise Nahi Mil Sakte.

    Santa: Yeh Toh Policy Na Hui, Meri Gaand Ho Gayi... Jo Har Koi Le Sakta Hai.... Sirf Main Nahi Le Sakta.
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