Pappu Got Expelled From School

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    Pappu: Papa, Aap Ko School Mein Teacher Ne Bulaya Hai.

    Santa: Kyun, Kya Hua?
    Pappu: Maths Teacher Ne Poocha 7*9 Kitna Hota Hai. Maine Bola 63. Phir Teacher Ne Poocha 9*7 Kitna Hota Hai?

    Santa: Ek Hi To Baat Hui Benchod. Chutiya Samjha Hai Kya?

    Pappu: Exactly...Maine Bhi Yahi Bola.

    Next Day
    Pappu: Papa, Aap Teacher Se Mile Kya?

    Santa: Nahin.

    Pappu: Teacher Se Mat Milna. Ab Aapko Principal Se Milne Ke Liya Bulaya Hai.

    Santa: Kyun, Kya Hua?

    Pappu: PT Teacher Ne Aaj Class Me Bola Right Hand Upar Karo, Phir Left Hand Upar Karo, Ab Right Leg Upar Karo, Phir Left Leg Upar Karo...

    Santa: To Khada Kya Lund Pe Hoga!

    Pappu: Exactly, Maine Bhi Yahi Bola.

    Next Day
    Pappu: Papa, Aap Principal Se Mile The Kya Aaj?

    Santa: Nahin.

    Pappu: Ab Mat Jana Milne Kisi Se Bhi... Mujhe School Se Ek Hafte K Liye Suspend Kar Diya Hai.

    Santa: Ab Kya Ho Gaya?

    Pappu: Mujhe Principal Ke Office Me Bulaya Tha. Wahan Maths Teacher, PT Teacher Aur Arts Teacher The.

    Santa: Ab Arts Teacher Kya Wahaan Apni Maa Chudaane Aaya Tha?

    Pappu: Exactly... Maine Bhi Yahi Bola....!!!
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