| A farmer separated the bulls and cows to prepare them for the mating season a few day later. He built a wall with barbed wires on top. One bull was already very horny. Other bulls told him there is one consultant that may help. The bull went to him and asked how to cross the wall to the cows. The consultant said: First of all... stand 60 feet away from the wall. Then run at 60mph. Then jump at a 60 degree angle. Do what you want then come back the same way." The bull asked: But what if I mess up with the calculations and lost my genitals with the barbed wires? The consultant said: Then... you'd become a consultant. |