Snow in Jamaica

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    A woman goes on vacation to Jamaica.

    Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love-making she asks him, "What is your name?"

    "I can't tell you," the black man says.

    Every night they meet, and every night she asks him again what his name is, and he always responds the same, he can't tell her.

    On her last night there she asks again, "Can you please tell me your name?"

    "I can't tell you my name because you will laugh at me," says the black man.

    "There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the woman says.

    "Fine, my name is Snow!" the black man replies.

    The woman bursts into laughter. The black man gets mad and says, "I knew you would make fun of it."

    The woman replies, "I'm not making fun of your name. I'm thinking of my husband who won't believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of snow every day in Jamaica."
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