| The parish priest needs his house painted, so he offers the job to one of his altar boys. The first day the kid paints the entire inside of the house; he's sweating like hell but eventually gets it finished. The priest commends him on the work and with a flourish hands him $5. The boy looks at the money and says to the priest, "Thanks very much, Father. You're a virgin." The priest is a bit startled but makes no remark. The next day the boy has to paint the outside of the house; it's a really hot day, and he just manages to finish the job without collapsing. The priest looks at the job and this time gives the lad another $5 bill. Once again the lad looks at the money and says, "Thanks very much, Father. You really are a virgin." At this stage the priest decides to take action. "Tommy," he says, "that's twice you've called me a virgin. Do you have any idea what the word means?" "Yes," says the kid, "a tight cunt." |