| When Felix, the regional sales manager for a machine tools company, got home from the office, his wife couldn't help noticing that his tie was loose, his fly unzipped, his hair disheveled, he smelled of perfume, and his collar was covered with lipstick. "Rough day at the office" she commented. "Not too bad," he said nonchalantly. "Had to break in a new sales associate, but I think she'll work out." "Does she take shorthand" asked his wife. " "No," blurted Felix, "but she gives it." |