I Joined the Wrong Club

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    Upon reaching 65, old Tom decided to retire. After having him under foot for a few months, his wife became very agitated with him. She suggested he go and do something to occupy his time, like join a club or get a hobby.

    Old Tom obliged and went out for a couple of hours. When he got home his wife asked about his day and he replied, "Oh, I just went down to the park and hung out with the guys. And oh yeah, I joined a parachute club.

    "What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

    "Yeah, look I even got a membership card."

    "Old man, you need glasses! This is a membership in a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

    "Oh, great! now what am I going to do? I signed up for 5 jumps a week!"
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