Getting Stronger With Age

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    Charlie and George were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. Charlie said to George, "Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older."

    "What do you mean?" asked George.

    "Well," replied Charlie, "I can barely remember the last time I was able to perform in bed, but my wife is healthier than ever!"

    "Healthier? How is that?" his buddy wondered.

    "Years ago, when we were younger, almost every night before bed she'd get these terrible headaches," he answered. "Now that we're older, she hasn't had a headache in years."
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