| "I'm in love with my horse," the nervous man told his psychiatrist. "Nothing to worry about," the psychiatrist consoled. "Many people are fond of animals. As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog that we are very attached to." "But, doctor," continued the troubled patient, "I feel, ummm... 'physically' attracted to my horse." "Hmmmmmm," the doctor said, "Is it male or female?" "Female, of course!" the man snapped. "What do you think I'm... gay???" |