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    A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn`t been feeling well and wants to find out if he`s ill. After the checkup, the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.
    "I`m afraid I have some bad news. You`re dying and you don`t have much time," the doctor says.
    "Oh no, that`s terrible! How long have I got?" the man ask.
    "10.." says the doctor.
    "10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately.
    "10...9...8...7..."
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  • Goodbye ! A young man was walking through a grocery and general store to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
    'Pardon me,' she said, 'I m sorry if my staring at you has made you feel...
  • True Software Pro... Here`s a conversation of a software professional and his wife
    Husband is a Software Professional!!
    Husband : Good evening dear, I am now logged in.
    Wife : Have you brought the ring?
    Husband : Bad command or File name...
  • Why did U have to die? A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave, seemed to be praying with profound intensity, almost crazy, and kept repeating....
  • Mental disorder A transcript of the answering service installed at the Mental Health Institute
    'Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
    If you have multiple...
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