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    The Admiral's daughter finally persuaded her father to allow her to marry the able seaman.

    The admiral was still worried about his decision some months later so he warned his daughter, "Now some of these sailors have strange desires. Whatever you do don't give in to any requests he might make to let you have sex 'the other way'."

    "Really father," replied his daughter, "Our sex life is our business and for your information we are very happy."

    Her fathers remarks had got her wondering though so later that night she said to her husband, "Do you ever feel like having sex 'the other way'?"

    "No way!" yelled her husband, "Next thing you know the house would be full of bloody kids."
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