| A young woman visited her eye doctor complaining of failing eyesight. The doctor sat her in front of a standard eye chart. Doctor, "Can you read the bottom line?" Girl, "No." "Can you read the center line?" "No." "Can you read the large top line?" "No. " "Can you even see the chart?" "No." The doctor is clearly frustrated and whips his penis out of his pants. "Can you see this?" "Of course!" "Well, there's your problem - you're cock-eyed!" |