Massage Pinis

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    A man during his vacation to Thailand, ordered a massage session in his room. One for his wife and one for him.

    After massaging the man for a long time, the Thai girl said, "Massage pinis."

    He kept quiet.

    The Thai masseur again said, "Massage pinis."

    There was again silence....

    Finally his wife spoke, "Don't have high hopes, she's saying 'massage finish'"
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