| Nina, Jill and Mary were duly impressed when Rosey arrived for their weekly bridge game, wearing a gorgeous new mink coat. "That's a lovely mink, Rosey," purred Nina "It must have cost you a fortune!" "But it didn't," said Rosey. "What do you mean it didn't," asked Mary. "Just a single piece of arse," replied Rosey. "You mean," continued Jill, "you got that just for having sex with your husband?" "No," smiled Rosey, "THE piece of arse he got from his new secretary." |