| Twin sisters were just turning one hundred years old in St. Luke's Nursing Home so, to scoop the other rags of the area, the editor of the Cambridge rag, "The Cambridge Distorter," asked her head photographer to go to the celebration and take pictures of these 100 year old twins. One of the twins was quite deaf but the other could hear quite well. The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa and the deaf one said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" He said, "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!" "Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman. Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE" So they wiggled up close to each other. "Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus." Yet, again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!" With a big grin, the deaf twin shouted out, "ME FIRST!" |