| A traveling salesman is in a small town in the Midwest, when his trip is suddenly prolonged for an extra month. He was already getting bored there and over the course of the extra month he becomes very homesick. Finally, he decides to give in to temptation and visit the local 'Fun House' for some quality time. He walks up to the madam and hands her a thousand dollars and says, "Give me the worst girl in the house." The madam says, "For this kind of money, you can have the best one." "No, no," says the man, "you don't understand, I'm not horny, I'm homesick." |