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    One day in a language school in Australia.
    Teacher: "All right, now I`d like you to make a sentence using the words GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. Who`d like to try?"
    A student raised his hand. It was Kukoya from Japan.
    Kukoya: "Early this morning, I looked out the window, I saw the GREEN grass and PINK roses in the garden. I went outside and I feel the warm YELLOW sunlight around me."
    Teacher: "Not bad. Okay, who`s next?"
    Another student raised his hand. It was Weng from Singapore.
    Weng: "I try! I try. Can aaah?"
    Teacher "No, no, not you"
    Weng: "Aaaiiyaaa... let me try lah... I can do lah... you think I`m stupid meeeh..?"
    Teacher: "Okay.. go ahead"
    Weng: "This morning I heard the phone GREEEEEN...GREEEEEN... I PINK it up and I said YELLOOOOW?"
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