| A local sex worker was brought before the court of Queen's Bench for solicitation. The judge was surprised to discover that the young woman was claiming not guilty when police had caught her in the act. The judge questioned her, expressing her surprise. "I am celibate." the young woman declared. "Celibate?" the judge asked, wide-eyed. "How can you claim you are celibate?" "It is my business to be celibate. I sell a bit here, I sell a bit there....." |