Stopping the leaks

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    A urologist in New York had a leak in his bathroom on a Sunday. He called a plumber who charged him a $50 call out fee plus another $100 for fixing the problem in 15 minutes.

    The urologist was shocked and said to the plumber - I am a Urologist and I fix human water works and I don't get paid this much.

    The plumber replied - I know... that is why I quit Urology and took up plumbing!

    No Risk... No Litigation... More Money... taps don't bleed and you don't need an anaesthetist !
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