| Patient: I have fever, headache, cough and cold. I've taken some basic medicines for the same. Doctor: Which ones? Patient: Paracetamol, Amoxicillin, Levocetrizine, Theophylline, Montelukast, Bromhexine, Ibuprofen. Doctor: Someone please give me an Alprazolam! Patient: Relax doctor. Alprazolam is an anxiolytic. It may not help you right now. You're suffering from an Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED). A selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor like Escitalopram will work better. Doctor: Someone give me passive euthanasia! Patient: Passive Euthanasia requires you to sign a 'living will' in advance. Besides, you're not even terminally ill. Now can we please talk about my fever? Doctor (calls his father): Papa, I'm joining our family's snacks business from tomorrow! |