| John went to the doctor. Much to his surprise his old doctor had retired and his new doctor was a drop dead gorgeous young female. "So what seems to be the trouble today, Mr. Smith?" the doctor asked while batting her amazingly blue eyes. Nervously, John said, "Well, I'm a little embarrassed to discuss it in front of a lady, doc." "Don't worry," said the doctor. "I'm a professional, I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I will personally and professionally check it out." With that, John took a deep breath and said, "My wife thinks that my dick tastes funny." |