| A Jewish congregation honored their retiring Rabbi for his 25 years of service by sending him on an all expenses paid vacation to Hawaii. When he walked into his hotel room, he found a beautiful nude woman lying on the bed. She greeted with a sultry, "Hi, Rabbi! I'm a little something extra that the President of the Temple arranged for you." The Rabbi was incensed. He picked up the phone, called the President of the Temple and shouted, "Greenblatt, what were you thinking? Where is your respect? I am the moral leader of our religious community! I am very angry with you, and you have not heard the end of this." Upon hearing this, the naked woman got up and started to get dressed. The Rabbi turned to her and snapped, "Where do you think you're going? I'm not angry with you!" |