| Sadie and Yetta, two widows were talking: Sadie, "That nice Morris Finkelman asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you before I give him an answer." Yetta, "Vell, I tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctual like a clock. And like a mensch he is dressed. Fine suit, wonderful lining. And he brings me such beautiful flowers you could die from. Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but such a beautiful car... a limousine even, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out to dinner... Marvelous dinner. Lobster even. "Den ve go to a show... let me tell you Sadie, I enjoyed it so much. I could just die from the pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and into an ANIMAL he turns. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me, two times." Sadie, "Oy! Vey... so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him." Yetta, "No... I'm just saying, wear an old dress!" |