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Banta: "Yaar Santa, last year the name-plate outside your house read Santa B.A. This year it reads Santa M.A.; when did you get your Masters degree?
Santa: "You don`t understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A to Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is married again."
- Tree hazard ! A young man who was an avid golfer had a few hours to spare. He figured that if he played quickly, he could squeeze in nine holes before heading home. Just as he was about to tee-off, an elderly gentleman asked if he could accompany him as he, too, was playing alone. The young man agreed. And When they finally...
- Doctor on round While making rounds, a doctor shows an X ray to a group of interns.
'As you can see,' she says, 'the patient limps be-cause... - The General, Colonel and the Sarge. General retired after 35 years and realized a life-long dream of buying a bird-hunting estate in South Dakota. He invited an old friend to visit for a week of pheasant shooting. The friend was in awe of the General`s new bird dog, 'Sarge'. The dog could point, flush and retrieve with the very best, and the friend offered to buy...
- Hillary`s Fortune During a publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune-teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news that...
- Engineer in Hell!! An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and says, 'You`re an engineer, you`re in the wrong place.'
So the engineer reports to the Gates of Hell and is welcomed. Soon, he becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell; he begins to design and build...