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A Manager of the branch bank found he had no space left to store old records.
He wrote to his regional manager Banta for permission to destroy old records.
Banta replied back: "I do not mind you destroying old records but please make sure you keep photo-copies of all the destroyed papers".
- Name plate! Banta: 'Yaar Santa, last year the name-plate outside your house read Santa B.A. This year it reads Santa M.A.; when did you get your Masters...
- Demand a recounting There was a political leader who was on the verge of being defeated in the elections. When he received a phone call...
- Tree hazard ! A young man who was an avid golfer had a few hours to spare. He figured that if he played quickly, he could squeeze in nine holes before heading home. Just as he was about to tee-off, an elderly gentleman asked if he could accompany him as he, too, was playing alone. The young man agreed. And When they finally...
- Doctor on round While making rounds, a doctor shows an X ray to a group of interns.
'As you can see,' she says, 'the patient limps be-cause... - The General, Colonel and the Sarge. General retired after 35 years and realized a life-long dream of buying a bird-hunting estate in South Dakota. He invited an old friend to visit for a week of pheasant shooting. The friend was in awe of the General`s new bird dog, 'Sarge'. The dog could point, flush and retrieve with the very best, and the friend offered to buy...