| After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modelling. On one occasion, he enters a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears on the front page of a newspaper. Guess the caption!! Laloo, third from left! |
| Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you each one wish, that`s three wishes total," says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie`s eye, `POOF` the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie`s eye, `POOF` there was a huge wall around Afghanistan. "Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I`m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it`s about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable." "Uncle Sam" says, "Fill it with water." |
| The president got off the helicopter in front of the
White House with a baby hog under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Nice pigs, sir". The president replied, "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback hogs.I got one for Hillary and I got one for Chelsea." The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, "Nice trade, sir." |
| Knock, knock. Who’s there? Di, Di who? See, easily forgotten. What did Diana do in real life? Nothing. Why did Diana die? Who cares? Poor Dodi Fayed! Uninteresting alive, Just barely when dead. We all know where Princess Di was buried, but where was Dodi buried? Who the f*ck cares? What was Diana’s last dessert dish? A: Turnover. Burger King is going to offer a Lady Di Combo: Egyptian sausage on an English muffin splattered with ketchup all over and a bottle of Perrier. Did you hear Pizza Hut is announcing a "Princess Di Meat lover’s Pizza"? It s made with two kinds of meat: Egyptian sausage and Welsh beaver.The princess used to like fish and chips but now she’s stuck on ribs. Diana’s name has been changed to... The Royalty formally known as Princess Di. What do you give to a princess who has everything? A: A safety belt and an airbag. What were Princess Diana’s last words? "Darn, I can`t auction this dress now!" |