Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn`t get hurt...
At a wedding ceremony the priest asked if there was anyone who had any reason why the marriage shouldn`t go on, it was time to stand up and speak, or forever hold his or her peace. The moment of utter silence...
A woman goes to Spain to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to...
A missionary heard about a native who had five wives. He paid a visit to the native`s hut, and sure enough there were five wives. The two men sat outside the hut and talked....
I recently had an arranged marriage and brought my wife home. But ever since she's come home, she`s been complaining of the Indian toilet in our house. She says she`s used to a Western toilet since childhood...
I have a girlfriend who is a police officer. When she misses me, she just comes to my house in uniform and arrests me in presence of my wife and takes me to her home till the next day. Then she bring me back and...
Marty arrives home from work and as soon as he sets foot in the house, Sadie is on to him, telling him that their friend Marvin has finally quit smoking. "Imagine that, Marty," she says, "someone who smoked...
John bought his new colleague, Peter, home for dinner. As they arrived at the door, his wife rushed up, threw her arms around John and kissed him passionately. "My goodness," said Peter...
Husband and wife went Deepavali shopping to get new sarees for the wife.
After seeing numerous sarees, she shortlisted around 100 and further brought it down to 25. Out of these, she asked her husband...
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We`ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get...