Doggy!
A little kid of 6 sees two dogs humping in the back garden of his house.vb 'Dad, what are those two dogs doing?' He enquires. His dad fumbles with a lame explanation...
Bullets...
A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it s too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then...
A birthday gift ...
A little girl was asked what she wanted most for her birthday and she declared a baby brother.'Daddy and I would like to give you a baby brother but.....
Blackmail!
At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, 'I know the whole...
Is the mom at home?
A door-to-door salesman rang the bell at a suburban home, and the door was opened by Little Johnny puffing on a long black cigar.
Hiding his amazement, the salesman asked Johnny, 'Is your mother...
A real knock off!
Little Johnny and Suzy have almost nothing to do one day. All of a sudden, Johnny gets this great idea. 'Let`s take turns sliding down the banister rail!' he suggests.
'Oh no,' answers Suzy, 'That is way too scary.'
'No, it is...
