Mature Jokes



Feel the water

There were these three guys at the lake, a German, an Englishman and a Nigerian.
The German took out his dick, put it in the water, waited a while and told the others...

Polish-American club

Three guys were deciding where to go drinking tonight. The first, an Italian, said, "Let's go the the Italian-American Club. I heard that if you buy one...

Navel Kiss

The young blonde American girl, on her very first trip to Paris, decided to test the French male's fabled expertise in the art of love-making. On her first date...

Pedigree

An American and an Englishman are sharing the same compartment on a train trip to London from Paris. During their conversation, the American criticizes the arrogance...

The Canadian Taxidermist

A tourist was kidnapped by Taliban in Pakistan. He was subjected to terrogation after being suspected to be a secret agent.
The gun-totting guy asks him, "You are from America...

Who Invented Sex?

A Greek and an Italian were sitting in a coffee shop one afternoon discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says...

The Australian Barmaid

An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, Fosters and...

Grass Sandwich

At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this...

True Sex!

A Greek and Italian were sitting in a cafe one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the...

Ugliest Partner

An American moves to this remote town in the Scottish highlands. His first night there he goes out to the local pub and after a few pints he notices that there are no women...