A Nun and a Priest in Sahara Desert
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke...
Three Nuns!
Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, 'I was cleaning in Father`s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic...
Wild sex!
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop.
Nuns & St. Peter!
There`s a queue of nuns waiting to go into heaven and St. Peter is at the front of the queue with a bowl of holy water. He says to the first nun; 'Have you ever had contact with a man`s penis?' The nun replies, 'Only with the tip of my finger.'
Wrong Footed!
A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop.
Santa Claus` Qs & As !
Q: Why do reindeer have red noses? A: They are not equipped with ABS and thus tend to bump into things on slippery surfaces. This is why Santa is often seen with a red nose (the sleigh doesn`t have an airbag, either).
Telephone Operator !
An old Jewish man is talking long- distance to California when all of a sudden he gets cut off.
He hollers, 'Operator, giff me beck the party!' She says, 'I`m sorry sir, you`ll have to make...
The faster nun ?
Two nuns, one known as Sister Mathematical(SM) and the other known as Sister Logical(SL), went in to town to sell cookies. As it was getting dark, they were returning home, but still far from the convent.SL: Have you noticed that man...
Price of women
Back in the good ol` days in Texas, when stagecoaches and the like were popular, there were three people in a stagecoach one day: a true red-blooded born-and-raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city-slicker from back East, and a beautiful and well-endowed Texas lady. The city-slicker kept eyeing the lady, and finally he leaned ...
Hooker !
One night after his evening service, a priest decided to take a walk. A wrong turn led him into the red light district. On the first corner, he saw a hooker dressed in...
