Mature Jokes

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size as they were too loose & floppy. She insisted that the surgery...

This guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he ended up having a complete sex change. All of the doctors and nurses had gathered around his bed...

A young man was so paranoid about the size of his penis that he could never work up the courage to have sex. Then one day he fell in love with a nurse...

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say...

A man goes to his doctor for his physical and is then sent to a Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the doctor is a very attractive young female Urologist...

A guy walked into the doctor`s surgery for an appointment.
"Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty blonde receptionist asked....

A woman marched into the doctors office with a tiny miserable baby that was howling at the top of its lungs and demanded, "Do something about this baby."
After a quick examination, the doctor realized the baby was malnourished....

An elderly spinster who was a dog lover agreed to look after and house her neighbor`s dog whilst the neighbors went on their holidays. The only problem was that the spinster`s own dog was a bitch that was on `heat`...

David went to a psychiatrist and said, "Doc, I`m really worried about my wife. Yesterday she posed nude for a picture....

A sweet young thang was having her annual check-up at the dentist`s. He gave her the usual `Now this won`t hurt a bit,` as he leaned over her...