Mature Jokes

An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady, entered the doctor's office.
"We have come for an examination," said the young girl...

A woman called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came into the exam room and...

A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he's perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed...

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny.
"She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards...

A man is in Hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse," he mumbles, "Are my testicles black?"
The nurse raises his gown, holds his...

Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy's too big. So I'd like you to tell me if you find it unusual.
Doctor: Please, take off your clothes and I'll have you examined...

The dentist was striving to extract a tooth, but every time he got ready to proceed, the patient clamped his jaws. At last, he took his assistant aside and told her...

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello, Mrs. Smith, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Smith, this is Doctor James at the...

With Viagra such a great medical success for increasing men's sexual prowess, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society. Here are a few of the new ones...

A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular check-up. "Any specific problems you should tell me about?" the doctor asked...