Mature Jokes



Patient of a Urologist!

An older gent had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors.
When he arrived, the waiting room was filled with patients. He approached the reception desk.
The receptionist was a large, imposing woman who looked like a...

Bed wetting or ?

A lady decides to go to the doctor for bed-wetting problem. He tells her to undress and to stand on her head facing the mirror.
She figures he is a Dr. and gets in front of the mirror. The Dr. goes over to the lady and rests his chin between her legs and...

Three nurses!

What happens when employees tries to play a joke with their employers?Sometimes it`s a great fun and sometimes it turns out to be fainting experience!!Go through the Joke.

Visit to a fertility doctor

A 75-year old man went to his doctor s office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.'
The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor`s office and...

No hiccups!

Pat was not feeling very well, so he decided to go to a doctor. While he was waiting in the doctor`s reception room, a nun came out of the doctor`s office. She looked very ashen, drawn and haggard.
Pat went into the doctor`s office and said...

Contagious!

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all professionalism immediately goes out the window. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to...

Heat Rising

A husband unexpectedly came while a doctor was attending his sick wife and found them in bed together. 'What the devil`s going on here?''Er- I am taking your wife`s...

What a feeling...

A man picks up a girl in a party. They proceed to her placeand things are starting to heat up. He takes his shirt off and washes his hands. He takes his pants off and washes hands again. So the girl tells him...

A dwarf lady....

A little dwarf lady goes into her doctors office complaining of an irritated crotch. After an examination, the doctor sighs, 'I do not seem to see any problem. Does it get better or worse at any...

Organ Transplant......

Jack went to a urologist and told him that he was having a problem: he was unable to get his penis erect. After a complete exam the doctor told Jack that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged from a prior viral infection and there was nothing he could do...

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