Mature Jokes

In a small rural town the local doctor is known for his abrupt bed-side manners. His last appointment for the Friday afternoon shows up a bit late, and he is more agitated than normally...

After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Jerry remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss...

One woman says to another, "I can`t understand why you haven`t gone to see that new gynecologist yet!"
"My gynecologist is fine. I don`t need to change...

Larry went to his urologist for his exam but was surprised to learn his doctor had a new partner, a gorgeous female urologist. She explained that she was going to handle his prostate exam. "Larry, please lie on your right side...

A new bride went to her doctor for a check up. Lacking knowledge of the male anatomy, she asked the doctor, "What`s that thing hanging between my husbands legs?"
The doctor replies...

Two very nervous men got to talking in the doctor`s waiting room. They discovered they had similar symptoms: one had a red ring around the base of his `you know what` and the other one had a green ring...

The madam had assembled some of her girls for the men in town for the pharmacists` convention. "This is Dolores," she smiled, "for $250 I can promise you an exciting evening starting with a hot tub...

A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist, and when asked that was the problem, she responded, "Well, whenever I take off my clothes, my nipples get hard."
Shocked, the doctor took a deep breath, then asked...

A medical student just finished her last semester and was heading out to apply to a hospital. The director of the hospital thought the woman was very bright and had a lot of potential. But the doctor wanted...

The head nurse was nearing retirement, she had seen just about everything come through the hospital`s labor and delivery unit and always remained calm and unruffled. An eighteen-year-old in labor was...