Castration Gone Wrong
A man went to see the local doctor and complained because his wife was having too many little bastards; she was having at least one per year. He said, "Doc, ya gotta help me, I can`t gets enough welfare or steal enough to feed...
The Whole!
A lady was laying on the doctor`s table, waiting for her annual pap test. The doctor came in, and as he was preparing himself, she mentioned that she had 6 kids. He said, "Yeah, I can tell...
Sex after Stroke
Morris had just had coronary artery bypass surgery a month ago and now is at the doctor`s office for his final follow up visit. Of course Morris wants to know when he can start having sex...
Wrong Pills!
A man was suffering from a stomach ache, so he told his wife who suggested he try the tablets the doctor had given her for a similar pain. After taking his wife`s tablets for a week, the pain disappeared but...
Addiction to Cigars
A man went to his doctor seeking help for his terrible addiction to cigars. The doctor was quite familiar with his very compulsive patient, so recommended an unusual and quite drastic form of aversion therapy. "When you go to bed...
Trouble conceiving?
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of three possible operations. The operation is performed, but a couple of months later...
Late Night Phone Call
A dog lover, whose dog was a female and `in heat`, agreed to look after her neighbor`s male dog while the neighbors were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she...
How Condoms are Made!
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a nice little older lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don`t...
Doing the Wrong Way
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of three possible operations. The operation is performed, but a month later...
Head Nurse!
A man returned from a very fancy hospital and was telling his friend all about his experience.
"The hospital I was in was very specialized."
"How so ?" asked his friend.
"They had a food nurse...
