Mature Jokes



Giving up drugs !

Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.
The judge said, 'You seem like nice young men, and I`d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try...

An excited titter !

An English anthropologist was doing research in an isolated African village, the tribal chief asked if he would like to attend a trial his people were conducting that afternoon.'You`ll be surprised that...

Ten husbands...

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, 'Please be gentle; I`m still a virgin.
'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you`ve been married ten times?
'Well...

There once was a woman...

A young woman from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, she slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her private ...

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