Mature Jokes

Little Johnny was in trouble again.....He was charged with the rape of a grown woman, and all though the crime seemed highly improbable, the state`s evidence was overwhelming...

Mr. Dickson, the science teacher, asked his 4th graders one day if anyone knew how to put 2 holes into 1 hole.
Since no one was able to answer the question, he told the kids to go home and ask their...

The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multisyllabic words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multisyllabic word?"...

The teacher at the beginning of the class says, "OK kids, we are going to talk about sexual education today. First we`ll talk about how the human reproduction...

During class little Johnny kept swearing, everything was fuck this and fuck that.
Teacher, "Johnny, that is not a word a ten year old should be using..

One day little Johnny was walking up a hill pulling his red wagon behind him saying, "Fuck this, Fuck that...

An old man on crowded bus has trouble finding a seat. The bus careened down the avenue, shaking the passengers from left to right...

A substitute teacher walks into the classroom on the blackboard she sees a message. It says, "Little Johhny, has got the biggest tool, in the whole damn school...

For his birthday, Little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we`d love to give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and so...

At dinner, little Johnny was forced to lead the family into prayer.
Johnny: Dad I don`t know to pray.

Dad: Just pray for ur family members, friends, neighbors, the poor...