Mature Jokes

A young guy was complaining to his boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend.
"She gets me so angry sometimes I feel like I could just ...

A Husband comes home with a half gallon of Ice Cream. He asked his wife if she wants some. "How hard is it?" she asked...

A guy with a black eye walks into a bar and orders a triple bourbon. The bartender says "Having a tough day, huh?"
The guy says "Yeah. My wife and I were doing...

A man appears before a judge one day, asking for divorce.

The judge quietly reviews some papers...

The counter man in the ice cream shop saw a customer leaving the drug store across the way, heading for his shop. The customer entered, set a small flask on the counter, and...

After many years of bachelorhood, this older gent finds and marries a beautiful young lady...

This lady goes to the gynecologist but won`t reveal to the receptionist what`s wrong with her, just that she must see a doctor right away...

A man dies "in the act" after taking Viagra and rigor mortis has set into his private parts. The funeral director can`t get the coffin lid nailed on and has to discuss the alternatives...

A small boy was awoken in the middle of the night by strange noises from his parents` room, and he decided to investigate. As he entered their bedroom, he was shocked to see...

A man went into a tattoo parlor and asked the owner if he would tattoo the words "Yes" and "No" on his penis...